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Witty Little Knitter;
Twenty-something. English-student.
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Plagiarism Alert

musketeertexts:

A short break from amusing texts (or well a break from my silence rather) to let you know that tumblr user borgiafan is reposting texts from this blog on their instagram-account musketeers-and-borgias (e.g. h^ere, here and here).
The credit for discovering that goes to the amazing hippity-hoppity-brigade and you can read about it here and the whole saga via this tag. This should also make it clear this isn’t a case of an overenthusastic fan not quite knowing what they are doing. Borgiafan has been asked repeatedly not to repost thinks but they don’t stop.
I have already reported the texts I found (I can’t comment as I don’t have an instagram-account). If you have the time you can check the account and see if you perhaps more stolen art and alert the original creator. Otherwise: don’t follow them (her or on instagram), don’t fave their posts. Don’t give them attention. Give your love to the original creator.

On that matter: I know this is “just” a texts from last night post. I don’t claim that those texts take the same amount of work or time as some of the gorgeous photoshop-edits I have seen but that doesn’t mean I don’t put work in these texts (which is why I can’t chuck the out thrice daily constantly even though I’d love to make you laugh constantly).
I need to browse textsfromlastnight and pick out those who would fit any of the characters. Then I need to decide which character(s) it would fit best. Then I need the right screencap. If it’s only a single character it’s usually not that difficult but if e.g. I think it would fit best for a conversation between Athos and Aramis, I need to find one showing those two (preferably with facial expressions that match the text). 
So yes, I might not spent hours sweating over a single edit but it’s still work. And the payment I get for this is knowing that you guys find it funny. Seeing that you liked the posts or reblogged them (and perhaps added hilarious tags, seriously: I love going through the blog and reading your tags). If people like the posts on borgiafan’s instagram-account I get nothing out of it so please please don’t give any attention to plagiarists, don’t repost other people’s work, even if it’s “just” a simple textsfromlastnight edit.

micdotcom:

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

welovegotze:

quecono:

kyapii:

dieperfektion:

hey-key:

are you sure they’re not a hip-hop group

😂😂😂

Die Mannschaft returns with their hit songs
We Are The Champions 
I Swear We’re Actually Married ft. Mario Gotze and Marco Reus
I Don’t Want To Stay In The Box ft. Manuel Neuer
Manu Stay In The Box
Bye Bye Bye ft. Philipp Lahm, Per Mertesacker, and Miroslav Klose
Nutella Love ft. Manuel Neuer
Hit Me With Your Best Shot ft. Bastian Schweinsteiger
I’ve Fallen (Again) And I Can’t Get Up (Again) ft. Thomas Muller
Wait What Happened???  ft. Christoph Kramer
Plus a bonus polka remixes
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The deluxe edition includes music videos to all the songs plus a commentary from Jogi Low

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welovegotze:

quecono:

kyapii:

dieperfektion:

hey-key:

are you sure they’re not a hip-hop group

😂😂😂

Die Mannschaft returns with their hit songs

  • We Are The Champions 
  • I Swear We’re Actually Married ft. Mario Gotze and Marco Reus
  • I Don’t Want To Stay In The Box ft. Manuel Neuer
  • Manu Stay In The Box
  • Bye Bye Bye ft. Philipp Lahm, Per Mertesacker, and Miroslav Klose
  • Nutella Love ft. Manuel Neuer
  • Hit Me With Your Best Shot ft. Bastian Schweinsteiger
  • I’ve Fallen (Again) And I Can’t Get Up (Again) ft. Thomas Muller
  • Wait What Happened???  ft. Christoph Kramer
  • Plus a bonus polka remixes

COMING OUT IN iTUNES AND MUSIC STORES NEAR YOU

The deluxe edition includes music videos to all the songs plus a commentary from Jogi Low

WHY ARENT WE FUNDING THIS

ruspeach:

Я не могу дышать! [ya nimagù dyshàt’] - I can’t breathe! дышать [dyshàt’] - to breatheTag: “разговорный русский” atwww.ruspeach.com

ruspeach:

Я не могу дышать! [ya nimagù dyshàt’] - I can’t breathe! 

дышать [dyshàt’] - to breathe

Tag: “разговорный русский” at
www.ruspeach.com

Patience," said Athos, whose eyes were fixed in the direction of the Rue du Bac, "patience; I see an abbe cuffing a man, then bowing to a woman; it must be Aramis.
Alexandre Dumas, Twenty Years After. (via j-august)    

parkingstrange:

call me a conspiracy theorist here, but I think one of those is not a cat